Very Best Funny Quotes

Q. What did the salt say to the pepper? A. Hey Baby, what's SHAKING!

Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

It can't go on! It can't go on! What can't go on? This baby's vest? it's too small for me.

Knock Knock. Who's there! B-4! B-4 who? B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door!